Loveable rogue, Raheem Sterling has been busy outside of football this week punching a woman in the face. BECAUSE WHY NOT
The England international has been charged with common assault, which doesn't sound as nice upper class assault, which is where you throw a crumpet at someone's face before calling them a cunt. The victim is a 27 year old woman who Sterling knows, apparently, and he's been called to court to help bring justice to order. Out of all of this nonsense, it's good to know that at least some of Stan Collymore's legacy remains at Anfield.