Thursday, 28 February 2013

Rafa Benitez has lost it. again.

Fat waiter Rafael Benitez has announced that he will leave Chelsea in May and that they made a HUGE mistake only appointing him as interim manager.  ha ha aahahaaaa


Remember that time I did a video for Roberto Di Matteo when he got sacked?  Well Benitez isn't getting one because he sucks.  Chelsea know it, and that's why they gave him the title 'interim manager' that he hates so much in the first place.  It's basically like being Chelsea's rebound shag, and now they've gotten over the last guy and had their fun with the current, they can finally move on to their one, true love, Jose Mourinho.  So in a way I can relate to Benitez's pain, since all my girlfriends have left me for guy's who "don't stalk" them.  I just want to make sure you're safe at school, baby!