Thursday, 28 February 2013

Paddy Power are mean to Fernando Torres

Chelsea are trying to find a way to have Paddy Power's latest advert legally removed from the position it currently occupies directly opposite Stamford Bridge because it's so unfunny it's actually offensive.  I think

If you can barely make that out like me, it says:
FERNANDO, we've got an onion bag you can actually find.  It's in the burger van mate. Get your hair net on
HAH AHA HA oh my sides.  This is just straight up bullying.  Poor Fernando is already down on his luck, completely shit and incredibly rich - he doesn't need to be reminded that burgers are delicious.  I had two burgers last night on my way home.  They were nice.  Justice for horses!