If you can barely make that out like me, it says:
FERNANDO, we've got an onion bag you can actually find. It's in the burger van mate. Get your hair net onHAH AHA HA oh my sides. This is just straight up bullying. Poor Fernando is already down on his luck, completely shit and incredibly rich - he doesn't need to be reminded that burgers are delicious. I had two burgers last night on my way home. They were nice. Justice for horses!