Wednesday, 27 February 2013

Newcastle fans will have slides

Walking can be a troubling experience at the best of times, especially if you are a chronically obese alcoholic who wants to shout things at athletes.  That's why Newcastle fans will soon be able to enjoy slides!


That is a picture of some place in Holland but it has a slide so you get the idea.  The plan is to have slides that go into the metro and the car park rather than making people walk down flights of stairs and I think this is a great idea.  The only problem will be when Jimmy 5 Bellies gets stuck half way down and has to be cut free using the jaws of life, while children cry tears of pure terror after being temporarily stuck within one of these 5 bellies, like a strange level on Zelda.  So apart from that it should be fun