Monday, 18 February 2013

Marek Hamsik is robbed

Napoli player who we all pretend to know lots about, Marek Hamsik was held up at gun point after his side's 0-0 draw with Sampdoria this weekend.  What fun

The Slovakian was just driving his car to the airport when two men stopped him, smashed the window and held a gun to his face until he gave them all of his stuff.  Afterwards they picked up a prostitute and drove her over the edge of a hill, before phoning their cousin Niko to let them know that it was done.  Then they got bored because the rest of the missions were just 'drive here, kill that guy, drive here, drive here again, shoot that guy, drive there' over and over again.  GTA5 better be good