Friday, 15 February 2013

Maradona is a Dad... again

Diego Maradona, who is 52 years old, has become a father for the fourth time, even though he refuses to acknowledge his other children and doesn't have a girlfriend.  Nice.


I didn't really watch football enough when Maradona was in his prime because I think I was either too young or still spent all of my time playing Super Mario World but apparently he was quite good.  One thing he's not very good at however, appears to be parenting, as he's spent the last 26 years denying that Diego Maradona Sinagra is his son, even though science has proven that he is.

Now his ex-girlfriend has given birth to another of his children meaning that he can now try to avoid phone calls from additional people and keep all of his money for lovely drugs, which is why money was invented in the first place.  Luckily for the new baby boy, Maradona has had his lawyer declare that:
he will acknowledge him
Which I think is just truly heartwarming.  This is like if Mufassa had fucking legged it after that monkey held Simba over the other animals.  If Mufassa had been off his tits doing coke the night before