Monday, 18 February 2013

Manuel Neuer is a mutant

Bayern Munich goalkeeper Manuel Neuer is set to try revolutionary new gloves that only have four fingers because he is a crazy mother hubbard.


The glove only has four fingers on the right hand which must make him right handed, and I guess it makes sense.  Neuer hasn't conceded a goal this year so in all fairness he can pretty much do whatever he likes at the moment.  As he long as he doesn't accidentally kill anyone he could pretty much wear an astronaut suit and get away with it.  No-one suspects the astronaut