Lionel Messi is good at football. JOURNALISM
I don't know how much more needs to be said about this but I'm pretty sure when someone scored this many goals in Champ Manager I used to assume the computer was actually broken. Not the game, the actual computer. I assumed the same thing was happening here and so I threw my flat mate's desktop out of the window and it killed someone. So now I have to complain to Dell again. And that's just really inconvenient because I wanted to watch the office all day.