Jack Wilshere has been seriously uncool this week after he nearly shed tears when Arsenal got absolutely pumped by Bayern Munich. What is this? Gay hour?!
Wilshere was about the only player in the entire of the Arsenal team who looked good enough to play for Bayern and perhaps it is the fact that he knows this that made him so frustrated and upset in his post match interview. I'd be close to tears if I had to play in the same team as Per Mertesacker and Theo Walcott too. Then again, now I think about it, there are only two things that can make me cry - the bit in Forrest Gump when he's talking to Jenny's grave and when I think about how much I love tits