Wednesday, 27 February 2013

Gareth Bale is the best around

Nothing's ever going to keep him down.  Did you see that goal on Monday?!  It was quite good

BOOM!  That was the sound at Upton Park on that particular evening as Gareth Bale used his sexy football powers to seduce the world and then penetrated us with his unstoppable left foot.  The only people who didn't sit up and go 'what the fuck was that' when Bale scored his second were West Ham fans, but they probably thought it.  Anyway, Bale is worth £400billion today or something
"I can't say I've ever seen anyone score so many in such a short time. I think that's the best of the lot, and there's not a lot you can do about it at that stage of the game."
That's what Sam Allardyce said, and he would know because he's fat.  It's the exact same reason that my girlfriend gets to choose what movies to watch