Thursday, 28 February 2013

Dennis Bergkamp will have a statue

Dennis Bergkamp is kind of a big deal around Arsenal and since they've been so pish recently Wenger has revealed his secret clone army of Dennis Bergkamps, made out of stone!!!!

Clearly influenced by Episode II of Star Wars, Wenger feels that by assembling an army of Dutch close control masters he will be able to take over London and turn Tower Bridge into anamorphic creature that can walk to Old Trafford and tell it to fuck off.  True story