David De Gea had a fun time leaping around his goal last night and now he is the best keeper ever. I am happy for him
Playing in his home town, as we were reminded every 7 minutes by the commentators, De Gea decided to turn on the style and reveal to everyone that he had just been pretending to be dodgy this whole time. Like a really elaborate pool shark, De Gea has been letting goals in all over the place to make everyone think he's not very good, when actually he has been the world's best player all along. Now I understand why my girlfriend left me!
Oh wait I still don't :-(