Monday, 25 February 2013

David Beckham is cool

David Beckham made his debut in the French League thing last night and what a debut it was.  He passed the ball at least three times holy christ


Before I'd seen him eating a cheese and ham baguette I thought this guy was other worldly, but then he went and gave all his money to some French kids and helped set up a goal for PSG so now he is other worldly.  Sure, so David Beckham is allowed to give millions of £££ to defenceless orphans but when I try and give them lollipops from the back of my van it becomes a 'police matter'.  What is this world?!