Wednesday, 6 February 2013

David Beckham hates French taxes

That evil drug baron, David Beckham has been shocking residents of Paris, France by refusing to pay his taxes.  What is this?  Drug baron hour?


Desperate to launder his money somewhere, this twisted maniac has decided to "donate" his entire salary to a children's charity and Captain Frog hates it:
These children should fucking wise up and get jobs
Said the French people, who are genuinely annoyed that he's circumventing an enormous tax hole by playing FOR FREE for probably the wealthiest club in the world.  These people can honestly go and play with the traffic.  Stop whinging about tax, he's going to save all of the children in the world by playing football and that is the greatest gift of all.  The second greatest gift of all was Men in Black 2 on DVD






......AND WE'RE BACK