Thursday, 7 February 2013

Chelsea want to keep Frank Lampard

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich was watching Frank Lampard score the winner against Brazil yesterday and started to think about how he would leave the club for free in the summer.

Not now!  Frank is reportedly now to be offered a one year extension to his stay at the club which will mean he can stay in London some more and not be tempted by LA Galaxy and all of the Taco Bell they have there.  Putting Frank Lampard somewhere you can buy tacos at 4am on a Tuesday is like putting water on Gremlin after midnight.  Or feeding them.  Or whatever the hell it is you do to those things.

what i'm trying to say is that he's fat