Alex McLeish has left Nottingham Forest by 'mutual consent' after he and the club's owners realised they had nothing in common and it was just convenience sex all along.
The manager said that he had a differing vision on how the club should go forward which included buying better players and trying to win, while the chairman of Forest just wanted to steal from the rich and give to to the rich. McLeish wanted to bang the sexy Disney fox because anthropomorphism is his thing and the Cadbury's Caramel rabbit turned out to just be a cartoon. Curse you Disney! You and all of these wasted boners!