Wednesday, 2 January 2013

Van der Vaart punched his hot wife

Rafael Van der Vaart and his incredibly hot wife have separated after he hit her at a New Year's Eve party in front of lots of guests.  Probably because she was being a real bitch.  Am I right guys?


I really hope this had nothing to do with the hot footballer wives article I did the other day, because I know that if most girls hear that I want to bang them they just immediately split up with their millionaire successful footballer husbands, but I can't confirm that it isn't because of that.  The now Hamburg midfielder said:
It was very foolish of me. I'm an idiot. I'm very sorry. It should never have happened.'
Now when I say that I would kill to have sex with his wife I don't mean it literally, but some people just don't know what's comedic exaggeration and what's the truth.  I guess only time will tell if Rafael will be able to repair his ruined marriage, and if it wasn't for the fact that he punched a woman in the head, I'd feel sorry for him.  But then I remembered that he punched a woman in the head.  I haven't even done that in like 4 months, so this is just unacceptable.


Joking aside, there is of course no excuse for punching a woman, ever, but people do things in the heat of the moment that they regret.  Plus, she has forgiven him and he doesn't look like the woman abuser type.  Then again, neither do I, and I love punching women.

It's like my fifth favourite thing behind car jacking, riding horses, monopoly and pringles