Friday, 25 January 2013

Richard Keys is definitely not jealous of G Nev

When sexist sports presenter Richard Keys isn't busy getting dumb chicks to suck him off beneath the desk, he's making sure everyone knows that he isn't jealous of Gary Neville.  PHWOAAAAR

Monday Night Football is honestly about the only football related program I have ever actually looked forward to watching because I might learn something about the game.  Match of the Day is absolute bullshit, Soccer AM hasn't been funny for about 10 years and all I learned from Richard Keys is that he can do over 1000 pushups.  But don't let that fool you - Neville has a "secret agenda".  When asked about Neville's recent comments about failure goalkeeper David De Gea, Keys said:
'I think he was sent out with an agenda. 
I don’t think Gary would have done that had he not been told, "Listen finger him". 
I don’t think you can nail a goalkeeper in that way.
After he'd won the award for 'most sexual puns in a three sentence interview', Keys departed, cursing himself for not saying "I don't think he should have put both of his balls in his mouth at the same time!".  It would have been the perfect crime