There used to be a giant rat looking midfielder called Luka Modric who was great for Spurs. He was kind of confusing because he didn't really score or create anything but he was amazing. That very same giant rat-man could be heading back to England.
Modric moved to Real Madrid for about £30m, still £5m less than Andy Carroll. Recently Spanish fans voted him the worst signing of the season, after clocking up a mighty 8 appearance and doing very little. "Challenging" is how he has described the start to his Madrid career. "Fucking nightmare" is how most would describe it.
If he was to return, he would be coming back to a strange world where nobody defends anymore, RVP plays for Manchester United and all fans are racist. Fernando Torres is still shit though.