Friday, 11 January 2013

Rafa Benitez is self aware

Rafa Benitez has had an interesting short career at Chelsea so far as he overcomes disapproval and resentment from the club's fans and replaces it with disappointment and shame.  It's something girls say to me a lot.


Unfortunately for Rafa he will only ever be remembered in England for his time with Liverpool, in much the same way that the guy Jay from the Inbetweeners will forever be type cast as the guy Jay from the Inbetweeners.  The Spaniard has accepted his fate however, and concedes that he truly is just a temporary fix, according to The Sun.

His main mission was to repair Fernando Torres like Chewbacca did to C3P0 in Empire Strikes Back, but it proved too difficult.  The only real option was to replace him with a striker much, much better, far more prolific and far cheaper.  Who would have known?!!!