I've been drinking wine since about 7pm, so please forgive me if I act a little strange. Good old Prince. Someone who isn't a Prince, is Rafael Benitez, or 'the artist formerly known as that guy who hates Chelsea fans but then sold out', who is about the only manager this year to lose against QPR. Harry Redknapp has had to turn a bunch of useless millionaires into actual footballers and by first winding up Chelsea and then beating them up, he's pretty much become a hero overnight. Or since November.
Rafa Benitez on the other hand is absolutely delighted that his contract says 'temporary' and that no-one expects anything of him other than to win the Premiership and Champions League. If he doesn't then it's going to be that scene out of Requiem for a Dream all over again, and I really don't want to see Rafa Benitez and Fernando Torres with a double ended dildo.
Not for a third time.