Loic Remy completed his move to QPR today. Here is a photograph of the exact minute he signed the contract
Luckily for QPR they have an entire underground cave kept aside full of riches and that is why they now also want to sign Yann M'Vila, who about 6 months ago was rated as one of the best defensive midfielders in the world. Harry Redknapp's biggest problem is making sure that pesky Djibril Cisse doesn't steal that big red jewel thing and put it in his ear, because then the cave will implode and trap them there forever.
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