Thursday, 31 January 2013

QPR are stupid

QPR have completed one of their TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY signings by bringing terrifying bone crusher, Chris Samba, to England to give him all of their money.


Good old Chris Samba has moved from Russia for a reported £12.5million and £100,000 a week wages.  WTF.  I seem to remember Harry Redknapp saying that he wasn't going to let the owners of QPR get their pants pulled down anymore so I don't know what to think about this.  This is closer to full on rape than just pants pulling down.  Gareth Bale only earns about £80k a week and he's magic, yet Samba is one of those kinda OK defenders that is frightening and thus good.

Who Ate All The Pies worked out that this means QPR will spend £39.5 million in total on the player.  On what universe does that make financial sense?  I cannot wait until they get relegated, it's going to be amazing.  The only plausible explanation I can have for any of their signings is that Tony Fernandes is under a spell