Sometimes when it was very frosty, I would leave my car running with the engine on outside my house so that all the ice melted away. This was OK because I lived in a small village and also I'm not Paul Scholes
The Manchester United midfielder did exactly this yesterday and went inside his house to warm up. Unbeknownst to Scholes, a cunning thief was lurking in nearby Oldham and nicked the car, which was unlocked and left with the engine on. It was basically, pretty much, asking to be stolen. It is believed the thief then sold the car and bought something less gay before returning it to his driveway. The thief was later revealed to be his wife.