Newcastle want to get Bony

For those of you who play Football Manager, Wilfried Bony will be a name you have heard and assume is good in real life.  So too do Newcastle United, who want to sign him apparently

I think I'm going to be honest here and just point out what everyone's really thinking.  It's disappointing that with a name like that he doesn't look like this

And other than that tenuous link to Football Manager, I don't really know anything else about this.  The Telegraph are the people running the story and apparently Alan Pardeux has bid £12million for the guy, which if it happens, would make the Ivorian the sixth signing of Newcastle's transfer window.  It's like when I go shopping for clothes that one time every two years and I think 'well I should probably get a new t-shirt, maybe two because there are 7 days in a week.  And that hole in my jeans is close to getting me arrested so I'll get some of them.  And then I should maybe get some new shoes because my ones look worse than what homeless people wear.  And then I should buy Wilfried Bony because his name makes me happy'.

MISDIRECTION