Marouane Fellaini is a sly old fox because he got a £22million minimum fee release clause put in his contract at Everton. You know? The one that you ignore so you can just actually sign them in the first place.
He may look like he lives underneath a bridge, but Fellaini is one of the most highly regarded midfielders in world football at the moment and is particularly attractive to Chelsea, who need to replace Frank Lampard. Were he to move it would surely have a catastrophic effect on Everton's great season and shockingly they might only finish mid-table. Does that chill you to the bone? No, exactly. Everton are basically the butternut squash of the football world. No-one really likes them but there's always one in the kitchen somewhere. Sometimes they look like a willy haha HHA HA A HA ah ah ah HH ah ah a