Tuesday, 15 January 2013

Loic Remy likes money

Newcastle had this awesome plan once right where there was no need to panic cos they were getting this Loic Remy guy right and then QPR only went and gave him all the money and now he's going there.  SENTENCES

The French forward looked like being Alan Pardew's first rescue signing of January but the wonderful promise of finishing lower mid table proved not to be enough for Mr Remy, who has decided instead to enjoy relegation on wages befit of a king.  There is more chance of Leonardo Di Caprio's shrivelled corpse coming to life, climbing out of the ocean, hunting down and then banging Kate Winslet in 'Titanic 2: This Time it's Zombie' than there is of QPR not being relegated.  And if there isn't then at least Disney could start replying to my fucking ideas.