Everton have shocked the world by actually spending some money on someone, specifically Leroy Fer, for £8.6million. For most clubs that's just a normal signing, for Everton that's crazy. It's like nearly £80million.
You already know this, but Fer is nicknamed 'the bouncer' because of his size and strength. That may have been appropriate a few years ago but now bouncers are all trendy looking dudes with haircuts who seem intent on ruining your night out. Look pal, I'm trying to do the fucking crab dance in an empty shit hole of a night club, spilling a bit of beer is not going to ruin the decor.
Is something that Leroy probably said.