Remember that time that Didier Drogba and Nicolas Anelka thought it would be fun to live in China?
Happy Frenchman Nicolas Anelka is set to abandon his dream of leaving China and replace it with a newer dream, of escaping from China even faster. I'm sure China is very nice, and we are all going to be their slaves soon anyway, but this does kinda go to prove that money isn't everything and that's why Anelka is going to play for Juventus who are a real club. And then he can spend his Sunday afternoons trying to steal James Richardson's newspaper as he talks to himself in a cafe.
Meanwhile, powerful sex machine, Didier Drogba is also about to leave and sign for Galatasary because somehow they can afford both him and Wesley Sneider at the same time. And if that wasn't weird enough, Emmanuel Eboue lives there. Turkey is exactly the kind of place Eboue would live. I had forgotten about him completely, but the idea of him as a shepherd who lives in a cave and sells counterfeit Calvin Klein boxers in a market makes so much sense.