Tuesday, 1 January 2013

Cudicini moves to LA

Carlo Cudicini, who I had forgotten was alive, has left Spurs and headed off to search for the American Dream in sunny Los Angeles.

Never trusted to be the main goal preventer, Cudicini has lived a nomadic life hiding in the shadows of players better than him like the guy who wears a bike helmet, an angry French person and a Vietnam war veteran.  Coincidentally these are the same three characters he's going to live with in the new sitcom I've devised called 'reserve goalkeepers'.  It's going to make me rich.  Steve Harper is the President.