Friday, 11 January 2013

Balotelli is going to AC Milan maybe

Mario Balotelli died his hair 'Ned Yellow' to celebrate the rumours suggesting he might be on for a move to his beloved AC Milan, even though the owner was totally dissing him.

It appears that Manchester City have finally had enough of the Mario Balotelli circus and are ready to cash in on the inflated value he has as a direct result of fannying around.  I've seen Balotelli do about five good things in football ever and I think four of them were for Italy so anything City can get is probably good.  He's about as over priced as Kinder Eggs but instead of delicious chocolate and a crazy, fun toy, he just sucks.  Like wine gums.  Yeh they sound nice, but is there actual wine in them?  I hope so.