Tuesday, 29 January 2013

Ashley Cole hates Fernando Torres

Brentford managed to frustrate Chelsea so much that they could only draw in their recent FA Cup match and striker Clayton Donaldson thinks his team have got inside their heads.

The Guardian have an article today where the Brentford player talks about how Ashley Cole was talking to himself for most of the game and getting annoyed at how Fernando Torres didn't seem to understand what he was supposed to be doing.
I was obviously closer to Ashley. He was always mumbling something, always mumbling stuff quietly, but I could still hear what he was saying. He was just getting frustrated. He was saying about the forward players not showing, saying things like 'He needs to be there' and pointing. You could just see straight away that he was getting frustrated. That was a good thing.
Having to play with Fernando Torres upfront is probably exactly like having to play with that one full kit wanker who turns up to play 5 a side with you.  He doesn't understand that he's completely shit but he's the one who organised the game in the first place so you can't really do anything about it.  It's like trying to get a dog to play catch except the dog is blind and also you ran it over by accident.