Christmas is ace because I can drink loads of wine and gin and I haven't even paid for any of it. Here's a nice story about Lionel Messi:
And here's one about Carlos Tevez, based on Charles Dicken's classic Muppet script:
And then that time that Richard Gordon gave us a present
If a snowman asks you if you want to buy ecstasy tablets from him, don't. You've already had enough
