Sunday, 23 December 2012

Robin Van Persie could have been killed

Manchester United drew 1-1 with Swansea today but if that wasn't enough to give you an erection, then a player almost murdering RVP might!  Wait I mean what the I don't even

The delightful Dutchman was lying on the floor at the end of the match when dastardly Swansea defender, Ashley Williams, decided to take revenge for his team's lost points.  He launched a deadly assault on the striker by kicking a ball very hard at his head:
"Robin van Persie is lucky to be alive. It was a disgraceful act from their player," Ferguson told BBC Sport.
He should be banned for a long time because that was the most dangerous thing I've seen on a football field for many years.
"It was absolutely deliberate. The whistle has gone, the game has stopped and he has done that right in front of the referee, he could have killed the lad. 
Bloody hell Ashley!  What were you thinking?!! I haven't even seen this incident yet but I know he's guilty.  In fact I'm pretty sure he should be sent to space jail where all of the evil criminals of the world go.  That's where my Dad went :-(