Saturday, 1 December 2012

Real Madrid and Man City want Papadopoulos

Deep in the depths of Greek football lives a shiny hero waiting to earn enough money from professional football to save his entire nation from economic disaster.  That man is Kyriakos Papadopoulos


Real Madrid and Man City are both chasing Shalke 04 and Greece centre back Kyriakos Papadopoulos who excelled during Euro 2012, helping his country reach the Second Round of the tournament.  The 20 year old is reportedly being monitored by scouts of both teams who see him as an ideal long term defensive option and also because he looks like if you didn't let him into your house after he'd knocked he would repeatedly run into the door until it eventually and inevitably broke.  Then he'd sit and watch your TV and eat all of the cereal.  Rumours that his eyes were transplanted from a murderer are false, much like this entire article.