Wednesday, 26 December 2012

Raheem Sterling commits to England

Even though Raheem Sterling was born in Jamaica and grew up for a third of his life there, he has committed his international future to England, which is where he lives.

The Liverpool winger has just signed a new contract with his club but has put out the fires of a Jamaican switch rumour.  He said:
"It was a good thing for me to be called up and make my debut. That was obviously a dream come true. As a 15-year-old I can remember sitting at home and praying to get an Under-16 call-up, so to be getting a senior call-up a few years later was one of the best things that ever happened to me. So obviously I want to keep driving on and do a bit more. It's 100% going to be England from now on."
Sanka is said to be especially disappointed because he had hoped Sterling could provide that tricky edge to the run up to the track.  Do you get it?  Because Cool Runnings?  That film had the weirdest homoerotic undertone to it, in particular the growing love story between that mean, super built guy and Sanka.  I'm fairly sure they wanted to power drill each other.

Also, Sterling already has his own lucky egg

His own terrifying egg