Sunday, 23 December 2012

Liverpool are going to sign Daniel Sturridge

Chelsea striker Daniel Sturridge is set to have a medical at Liverpool ahead of his transfer there which is definitely going to happen.  Did I mention that he's moving to Liverpool?  Because he's having a medical there.  Daniel Sturridge I mean.

The England forward is going to fix all of Liverpool's problems by joining Luis Suarez up front in January with a fee for his transfer believed to be around £12million.  Life in this new city will treat him well as he finally gets a chance to play up front and not on the wing, since he hates that and it's in his contract.  It's like if you go out on a date with a girl and before you have a drink you make her sign something that says you don't have to ever go to topshop with her on your days off.