The MLS is slowly becoming like my old Aberdeen teams on Champ Manager in that it has all of the old ace players just before they retire. Unlike at Pittodrie however, these guys are actually getting paid mega bucks, like Brazilian star Juninho!
You may remember Juninho from such free kicks as 'that one he scored' and 'the other one that went in the goal' but residents of New York City are set to welcome to the dead ball specialist to their team as they attempt to win trophes, or whatever it is they do over there. Perhaps they are confused about what a dead ball specialist does and hope that he will bring the ball back to life like a magical wizard, or like what those non-believers call 'a doctor'. Oh sure, it was 'medicine' that cured me, not praying every night. I'll be sure to ask Jesus about that on my magical porn yacht