Monday, 3 December 2012

Demba Ba wants more money

Newcastle United striker Demba Ba has rejected the latest contract offer from his club because there aren't enough 0s in it and not one single picture of a dinosaur.

The Senegal international has a clause in his current contract that means if anyone bids over £7.5million for him then he's allowed to move.  There's a bunch of European clubs now linked with him because he scores loads of goals and £7.5m is quite cheap in comparison to someone like.... Andy Carroll, for example.  Then again, building a rocket ship out of gold would be cheap in comparison.  Especially if by 'rocket ship' you mean 'a hole in the back garden' and if by 'out of gold' you mean 'to bury a dead stripper in'