Wednesday, 26 December 2012

Demba Ba really likes money

The transfer window is about to open and so is Demba Ba's sexy minimum fee release clause of £7million - a fee so sexual that a few clubs are considering buying him in the hope his knee doesn't explode.  Clubs like QPR and Arsenal, apparently


Only the other day Harry Redknapp told reporters that he thought the QPR chairman had been getting done in by expensive transfer fees and ludicrous wages for players that only really care about the money so it's a good thing that he now wants to sign Demba Ba, who has been begging for more cash everyday for the past two seasons.

Newcastle are unwilling to break their wage structure and pay Ba over £70k a week like he wants but since QPR are already paying Jose Bosingwa £65k a week, this means that the Senegal striker can expect something like £4billion every week just to play football.  Now that may sound like a lot but that's because it is and I made it up.  Because I'm being silly.
 HAHA HA HA HAHAHA IM SO FUNNY HE WONT REALLY GET PAID THAT MUCH