Demba Ba isn't going to Chelsea now

According to Sky Sports, Demba Ba won't be moving to Chelsea because they had an "unproductive meeting".  Or rather his representatives did

Having scored over 50% of Newcastle's league goals this year, you'd be inclined to think that they'd quite like to keep him at the club, but if the rumours are true, his representatives will now seek a better deal at some other place.  Sure it might seem a little greedy, and there's no confirmation on who these "representatives" actually are, so for all we know it could actually be Kermit and the gang just trying to negotiate a contract large enough to pay off the debt on The Muppets Studio.  And if Demba Ba really does want to be rich, he should just make a movie with them about that.