Daniel Sturridge has been in contract talks with Liverpool over a potential January move and those haven't gone very well because he wants ALLLLL of the money and a hat that says 'cool guy' on it.
The Chelsea striker, who models his game on the actually good Thierry Henry, according to Wikipedia, began his contract negotiations with the Anfield side by asking for £80,000 a week as well as a guaranteed central striking role. Then the people wearing suits in the room all laughed and said "hahahahaha very funny. But seriously what would you like for your contract?" and then Sturridge folded his arms and got all mad. He looked so cute. Like a little puppy that no-one likes