Sunday, 2 December 2012

'Chelsea aren't fit', says Benitez

Rafael Benitez has quickly identified what it is that his newly inherited Chelsea team lack and that thing is 'fitness'.  To the gym!

The Spaniard has told Roman Abramovich that the reason his team hasn't won any games yet is because the players are all not fit enough and he has ordered them to do more workouts.  It is hoped that by sending Fernando Torres for extra sessions down the old rickety coal mine, Benitez will have a valid excuse for not playing him anymore.  The only downside is that he will die and become a ghost that lives in his house.  Or maybe he would live in the coal mine.  Where do ghosts live?