Thursday, 27 December 2012

Boxing Day sales jerks made the football late

QPR vs West Brom kicked off late yesterday because people desperate to save 10% on a jumper from NEXT which was marked up by 10% four weeks ago jammed the roads with their cars.

Steve Clarke's side had to sit in traffic for ages while their team bus navigated its way to Loftus Road, famous for that goal that Trevor Sinclair once scored.  Why is it that adverts for football always feature someone doing a bicycle kick when it's like the least common thing you ever see in a match?  Anyone who hasn't seen a game before is going to expect people to be leaping around doing gymnastics inspired dance moves when actually it's just Titus Bramble trying to molest your sister in a nightclub