Berbatov is a cool mother hubbard

Dimitar Berbatov is a cool dude and he went one step further into awesomeness when he revealed this exclusive designer shirt after scoring against Southampton

I'm not really sure what this whole 'Keep Calm' thing is all about but it seems like some sort of hipster fashion bullshit so I know I'll hate it.  Or maybe it's like that YOLO thing that I only ever heard people saying they hated but never actually saw.  Either way I don't know how I manage to avoid all these things.  Berbatov wore the shirt which read:

Keep calm and pass me the ball

Because he likes having the ball and he is good at football.  It's a perfect match! Like me and any of the girls I try to phone on my way home from a pub.