Wednesday, 26 December 2012

Ashley Williams is free to kill again

It's boxing day!  A day that I assume has something to do with boxing, or maybe boxes.  One thing it doesn't have any connection with is cold blooded MURDER!

You are all probably aware of Ashley Williams attempted murder on Robin Van Persie last week and now you may all need to lock your doors because the Swansea defender might not receive any punishment at all.  Wigan boss Roberto Martinez has declared that he thinks Ashley is a really nice person and didn't mean to kill him, and this view is shared by Harry Redknapp and Alan Pardew.  And Brendan Rodgers.   So clearly the only thing we can take from this is that there is a conspiracy afoot to try and kill RVP so that the remaining members of the pact can get hold of their nazi treasure

I'm on to you Williams.