Monday, 31 December 2012

Arsenal might have signed Wilfried Zaha

According to some guy on Twitter who might be a footballer, Wilfried Zaha has signed for Arsenal, or is about to sign or is probably moving there.  This is solid gold reporting.

The Crystal Palace youngster has impressed lots of people who have the time to watch lower league football and has been regularly rumoured to be moving to a 'big' club for about a year.  Arsenal like signing young English players and so it adds up, especially when you consider this tweet:

According to tabs that I have open on my computer, Tom Soares is either a cute blue eyed teen that swallows, or an English player who used to be with Crystal Palace.  Whichever it is, all I know is that I have an erection