Was Zlatan's goal the greatest goal ever?

You've probably already heard this but Zlatan Ibrahimovic scored an over head kick from 30 yards last night.  Oh you had heard?  I see.  Ah well

Now while journalists in the UK were almost literally jizzing in their own face, like when you lose control over a hose, I was just chillin' and acting all cool.  Through the grapevine I heard that Zlatan had done something amazing - that potentially he had scored the greatest goal of all time.

I worried.  If I watched this goal, and it truly was the greatest goal of all time, would I ever want to see another goal ever again?  Would I have to kill myself, right that minute?  Would I even have a choice?  Would my head fall off through sheer excitement?  I was filled with intrigue.  And Tennants.

Slowly, my phone found a clip of 'the greatest goal ever scored' and I prepared to reassess my life values.  The clip whirred into life and I witnessed it.  It was happening!  Here it comes!  OH MY GOD IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW AND THEN




It's just him fucking booting a ball over his head into an empty goal.

I do stuff like that when I'm fannying about in 5 a side all the time.  "OH BUT IT WAS AGAINST ENGLAND" they say.  So what?  Ryan fucking Shawcross played for England last night - I'd have been surprised if Zlatan hadn't scored a 30 yard bicycle kick.

To summarise: the goal was quite good.