Cristiano Ronaldo has it all - success, talent, money and good looks. BUT HE ALMOST HAD NO EYES!!!
During Real Madrid's game with Levante, David Navarro jumped for a ball and smashed his elbow into Ronaldo's face. He of course fell down immediately and then lots of red stuff came out of his head, it was pretty weird.
Then, despite only being able to see out of one eye, he managed to score a goal and help his team win meaning that even when he looks like a horrible mutant he's still 400 times cooler than me. I think at this point I might as well give up on my dream for 'World's Coolest Guy'. I'm at peace with it, friends. Don't cry for me anymore.