Fresh off the back of peeing on things, forgotten Portugal man Ricardo Quaresma has been arrested for attacking a policeman in a court house. I don't know what part of that sentence he thought was a good idea
Currently playing for Besiktas in Turkey, Quaresma was in court as the victim of a mugging he received in Portugal previously. I can't find out what actually happened in the court room but it was enough to make him attack a police officer, which for those of you who don't know, is illegal. I can kind of understand because the other day on the radio they played Scouting For Girls and I tried to run over someone